{"product_id":"a-fever-dream-of-chaotic-phonetics-sticker","title":"A Fever Dream of Chaotic Phonetics - Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn this typographic fever dream of chaotic phonetics, “Child, Child, Child.” deconstructs the millennial and Gen Z obsession with phonemic affectation. By presenting an absurd range of vowel-manglings for the word “child,” the piece satirizes the relentless reinvention of identity through stylized speech. Each alternate spelling becomes both a linguistic self-portrait and an echo chamber. It is an ode to faux-authenticity, the kind of curated informality that screams “relatable” while quietly suffocating under its own design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47201512980719,"sku":"17221912079295368501","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47201513013487,"sku":"12171117045353652138","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47201513046255,"sku":"12652625470413199371","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/17720152656006781182_1200.jpg?v=1763369208","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/a-fever-dream-of-chaotic-phonetics-sticker","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}