{"product_id":"a-fever-dream-of-chaotic-phonetics-tote-bag","title":"A Fever Dream of Chaotic Phonetics - Tote Bag","description":" In this typographic fever dream of chaotic phonetics, “Child, Child, Child.” deconstructs the millennial and Gen Z obsession with phonemic affectation. By presenting an absurd range of vowel-manglings for the word “child,” the piece satirizes the relentless reinvention of identity through stylized speech. Each alternate spelling becomes both a linguistic self-portrait and an echo chamber. It is an ode to faux-authenticity, the kind of curated informality that screams “relatable” while quietly suffocating under its own design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201305362671,"sku":"7038366_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-691ac74f84af6.jpg?v=1763362661","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/a-fever-dream-of-chaotic-phonetics-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}