{"product_id":"a-multiple-choice-prayer-for-meaning-tote-bag","title":"A Multiple Choice Prayer for Meaning - Tote Bag","description":"A golden haze of twinkling stars frames a question both rhetorical and ritualistic. The text, posed in script, evokes a gentle yearning, while the faux-multiple choice beneath it collapses the illusion of choice entirely. This is not a question; it is a foregone conclusion wrapped in the aesthetic of whimsy. Dionysian logic meets BuzzFeed design. The wine is not the answer. It is the alphabet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219668648175,"sku":"6919710_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922e80de5d59.jpg?v=1763895332","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/a-multiple-choice-prayer-for-meaning-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}