{"product_id":"amaze-or-suxx-tote-bag","title":"Amaze or Suxx - Tote Bag","description":"In a reimagining of Luca Signorelli’s masterpiece, here the Author of Genesis, arms flung wide in theatrical decree, is transformed into a reluctant content creator pitching a draft caption. The grandeur of celestial creation is reduced to “something something Fallen World,” the placeholder text of eternity itself. Infinite wisdom mutates into the shrug of a deity hoping the comments section will workshop it later.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236165796079,"sku":"6680094_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69280fa6759d2.jpg?v=1764233146","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/amaze-or-suxx-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}