{"product_id":"anne-love-you-brad-pitt-tote-bag","title":"Anne Love You (Brad Pitt) - Tote Bag","description":"A facsimile of fame performs tenderness with aching precision. Here, “Brad Pitt” emerges not as man but as medium, with his visage digitally softened, his handwritten offering trembling with counterfeit devotion: Anne, love you. The portrait stages a devotional collapse, where parasocial yearning eclipses ontology. The vertical patina, reminiscent of aged celluloid or rain-streaked glass, signals the erosion of epistemic certainty. It is not Brad. But to Anne, it always will be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228192260335,"sku":"8751365_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69268615337b1.jpg?v=1764132393","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/anne-love-you-brad-pitt-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}