{"product_id":"attendance-optional-heartbreak-mandatory-tote-bag","title":"Attendance Optional, Heartbreak Mandatory - Tote Bag","description":"Three schoolgirls line up like a pastel horror story, all knee socks and rot. Their shirts scream girlhood; their eyes whisper something far more feral. Cuteness isn't armor.  It’s a decoy. The real violence is internal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223948411119,"sku":"1012495_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69257792c6216.jpg?v=1764063146","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/attendance-optional-heartbreak-mandatory-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}