{"product_id":"badd-bisch-ascendant-tote-bag","title":"Badd Bisch Ascendant - Tote Bag","description":"The baby witch, grinning beneath her pointed hat, collapses centuries of occult fear into TikTok-ready affirmation. To declare “I’mma badd bisch” from the mouth of an infant is to invert witch trial hysteria into Halloween cosplay, vulnerability into empowerment. Here, lineage is rewritten: from cradle to coven, from nursery rhyme to necromancy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47254171648239,"sku":"1186030_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692eb32b82d7f.jpg?v=1764668221","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/badd-bisch-ascendant-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}