{"product_id":"blah-blah-growth-tote-bag","title":"Blah Blah Growth - Tote Bag","description":"Our protagonist, a cheery, anthropomorphized drink cup, runs in circles, splashing performative self-help slogans like juice from a leaky lid. “This is how like we grow” becomes an ouroboros of pseudo-insight, where progress is parroted but never practiced. The lettering looms like a TED Talk gone wrong, and the colors scream optimism as camouflage. This is not transformation, it is treadmill. A visual essay on the commodification of healing, one Blah at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223785619695,"sku":"7305834_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925550879bd6.jpg?v=1764054304","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/blah-blah-growth-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}