{"product_id":"call-the-cops-then-tote-bag","title":"Call the Cops Then - Tote Bag","description":"A cumulus cartoon reclines in sublime apathy, its gloved hand raised in a gesture of weaponized calm. Here, the absurdity of authoritarian threat is vaporized—literally—into a visual lullaby. The text, monolithic and unblinking, delivers its challenge without inflection, inviting confrontation with the unbothered smirk of divine bureaucracy. This is civil disobedience imagined by a Care Bear. A protest staged in the sky. A reminder that sometimes the most radical act is not rage, but refusal to react at all.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223756488943,"sku":"8977086_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925518d973b0.jpg?v=1764053411","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/call-the-cops-then-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}