{"product_id":"certified-clown-behavior-tote-bag","title":"Certified Clown Behavior - Tote Bag","description":"A diploma for the times. This ceremonial citation turns every inbox, timeline, and thread into a carnival of curated humiliation. Here, “Literally Everyone” earns their stripes in the circus of self-display. The distinction is meaningless. The performance is mandatory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223774085359,"sku":"6980195_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692552a50a058.jpg?v=1764053690","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/certified-clown-behavior-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}