{"product_id":"clocking-the-spill-tote-bag","title":"Clocking the Spill - Tote Bag","description":"In this gleefully unhinged tableau, the enchanted dishware of childhood mythos abandons their servile charm and reemerge as heralds of sass and spectacle. Against a celestial backdrop of kitsch stars and neon incantations, Clocking the Spill collapses fairytale nostalgia into the lexicon of millennial wit and Gen Z audacity. It is less a tea party than a cosmic drag performance in porcelain, where every pour is a read and every sip, a revelation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47224421449967,"sku":"5945168_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69258af1def51.jpg?v=1764070772","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/clocking-the-spill-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}