{"product_id":"deadass-sacrament-tote-bag","title":"Deadass Sacrament - Tote Bag","description":"Leonardo’s enigmatic Christ, once auctioned as the most expensive painting in history, here abandons celestial benediction for blunt cereal critique. The raised hand of blessing becomes the gesture of a divine food blogger, sanctifying Cinnamon Toast Crunch as the truer eucharist. It is the absurd collision of da Vinci’s sfumato with the slang of the street, where transcendence is measured not in grace but in glucose.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236159209711,"sku":"8499217_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69280e5364c97.jpg?v=1764232807","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/deadass-sacrament-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}