{"product_id":"desolation-of-smaug-tote-bag","title":"Desolation of Smaug - Tote Bag","description":"In this pointed satire of intellectual elitism refracted through the iconography of Western fantasy, the iconic Smaug, reborn as a beret-clad aesthete, lounges beneath a canopy of iridescent sky, contemplating literature and latte with withering élan. The presence of Oscar Wilde is not mere ornamentation, for it is invocation. Here, the dragon hoards not treasure, but taste. A barbed meditation on the performance of sophistication in the age of ironic literacy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201324564719,"sku":"2421202_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-691ac847d06d3.jpg?v=1763362910","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/desolation-of-smaug-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}