{"product_id":"divine-detachment-in-c-major-tote-bag","title":"Divine Detachment in C Major - Tote Bag","description":"The Eternal, halo aglow, stretches his hands in the theater of omnipotence, yet instead of majesty, exasperation leaks from every brushstroke. The creator of galaxies appears not as an omniscient architect but as a put-upon parent muttering “ffs.” The juxtaposition collapses omnipotence into complaint, transforming high theology into the weary sigh of a cosmic roommate.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236160291055,"sku":"9396218_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69280f0d22c33.jpg?v=1764232993","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/divine-detachment-in-c-major-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}