{"product_id":"elegy-for-the-unlovely-tote-bag","title":"Elegy for the Unlovely - Tote Bag","description":"Winona Ryder, haloed in sepulchral chiaroscuro, poses beside a ruin of flesh: a suitor calcified into grotesquerie, a husk mistaken for possibility. The caption cuts with surgical cruelty: an admonition against misplaced generosity, a dirge for romantic charity extended too far. Here, the domestic scene mutates into vanitas: the sofa as sarcophagus, the smile as indictment, the skeletal companion as allegory for every disastrous dalliance. It is not simply advice; it is a baroque commandment, etched into the cracked plaster of history: desire must not be squandered on the unbeautiful, for pity itself can become necrotic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47254197666031,"sku":"2994085_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692ebac54b7fe.jpg?v=1764670170","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/elegy-for-the-unlovely-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}