{"product_id":"empathy-as-contraband-tote-bag","title":"Empathy as Contraband - Tote Bag","description":"Swirling robes, clouds of cherubs, and the infinite pageant of heaven become the setting for a lament of late capitalism: empathy itself recast as sin. What once was a celestial court is now a cosmic HR meeting, convened not to forgive but to declare compassion passé. The plaintive plea to be “beamed up” reads as both satire and sincere exhaustion—proof that in divine bureaucracy, even kindness is contraband.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236159865071,"sku":"5874951_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69280eba0c25c.jpg?v=1764232910","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/empathy-as-contraband-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}