{"product_id":"everything-is-figureoutable-tote-bag","title":"Everything is Figureoutable - Tote Bag","description":"Part TED Talk, part panic attack. A sandy shoreline and glitching astronaut float in hopeful paralysis. Typography spirals from certainty into ambiguity, echoing the soft implosion of every motivational poster in your therapist’s office.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219804045551,"sku":"6063856_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692328d596cd2.jpg?v=1763911914","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/everything-is-figureoutable-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}