{"product_id":"god-left-me-on-read-tote-bag","title":"God Left Me on Read - Tote Bag","description":"A beam of divine light slices through the sky, but the inbox remains unopened. This piece explores divine abandonment with the casual sting of digital detachment. If the Lord is your shepherd, why won’t he text back?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47224049828079,"sku":"6252404_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692581e96d2ff.jpg?v=1764065785","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/god-left-me-on-read-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}