{"product_id":"good-thing-nobody-asked-you-tote-bag","title":"Good Thing Nobody Asked You - Tote Bag","description":"The subject is a fuzzy glyph of unbothered aggression. Eyes sideways, fingers mid-gesture, this flower-headed figure blooms in petty defiance. The phrase, that timeworn warcry of the passive-aggressive, is rendered in typeface imperial, as though declared by royalty. Yet the tone is pure playground. This is dissent rendered palatable—sharp enough to cut, sweet enough to merch. A reminder that irreverence can be cute, and cute can be cruel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223784210671,"sku":"5846810_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925543c78457.jpg?v=1764054100","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/good-thing-nobody-asked-you-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}