{"product_id":"hellder-millenial-sticker","title":"Hellder Millenial - Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eA satirical crucifixion of middle-tier rebellion, HELLder Millennial invites viewers to contemplate the infernal absurdity of aging into obsolescence while still clutching an aux cord like a holy relic. Set against the bleached-bone backdrop of a center console with its buttons outdated, and its tape adapter the thing of myth…this piece resurrects the eternal torment of still driving the car you got in 2006.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47201631043823,"sku":"51872866344402571035","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47201631076591,"sku":"15273441635093221240","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47201631109359,"sku":"86030589699623907371","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/10550026553749650272_1200.jpg?v=1763370573","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/hellder-millenial-sticker","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}