{"product_id":"hellder-millenial-tote-bag","title":"HELLder Millenial - Tote Bag","description":"A satirical crucifixion of middle-tier rebellion, HELLder Millennial invites viewers to contemplate the infernal absurdity of aging into obsolescence while still clutching an aux cord like a holy relic. Set against the bleached-bone backdrop of a center console with its buttons outdated, and its tape adapter the thing of myth…this piece resurrects the eternal torment of still driving the car you got in 2006.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201358676207,"sku":"9295752_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-691acef9b664e.jpg?v=1763364624","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/hellder-millenial-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}