{"product_id":"honestly-it-s-pretty-impressive-tote-bag","title":"Honestly, It’s Pretty Impressive - Tote Bag","description":"A devotional scroll to survival, helmed by a kitten whose stare sees everything and forgives most of it. Set against florals that threaten to bloom too hard, the typewriter font whispers like an inside joke with God. It’s the hymn of the over-functioning, the applause break for the nearly broken. Not a pity party.  An altar.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223873077487,"sku":"5152983_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692563997cae6.jpg?v=1764058029","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/honestly-it-s-pretty-impressive-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}