{"product_id":"i-m-dead-tote-bag","title":"I’m Dead - Tote Bag","description":"On a film set, the director gestures with almost religious fervor, explaining the intricacies of cinematic deception. Overlaid, the language of meme-speak collapses the sacred into the trivial: a ghost emoji, a tongue-out icon, and the absurd declaration of death by laughter. The solemn craft of storytelling buckles under the weight of ironic detachment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47254010233071,"sku":"3313527_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692eac6bb885f.jpg?v=1764666495","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/i-m-dead-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}