{"product_id":"if-you-can-read-this-then-tote-bag","title":"If You Can Read This, Then - Tote Bag","description":"An elegant hesitation cloaked in academic reserve. The background, evoking vellum, scriptures, or perhaps a classified memo, draws the viewer toward revelation, only to stop just short of it. If You Can Read This, Then weaponizes ellipsis. It is both threat and whisper, seduction and shrug. A mirror held up to every late-night text you didn’t send…yet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228543140079,"sku":"3576258_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69269c4378e04.jpg?v=1764138067","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/if-you-can-read-this-then-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}