{"product_id":"instagram-famous-you-bum-tote-bag","title":"Instagram Famous, You Bum - Tote Bag","description":"A fresco of airborne ego rendered mid-tantrum. Plucked from a fuselage and filtered into painterly disarray, the subject transcends civility with the conviction of a prophet denied her aisle seat. Fame here is both delusion and defense: performative narcissism as turbulence therapy. Altitude meets attitude. Please fasten your existential seatbelts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223788306671,"sku":"8292914_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692555efae975.jpg?v=1764054537","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/instagram-famous-you-bum-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}