{"product_id":"int-coffee-shop-day-tote-bag","title":"INT. COFFEE SHOP – DAY - Tote Bag","description":"Composed as both screenplay and sticker, this meta-textual relic peels back the celluloid curtain to reveal the neurotic theater of artistic pretense. Its crumpled page is not discarded, but exalted—an altar to failed ambition and caffeinated delusion. Time folds inward; YOU are both observer and observed, complicit in the performative solitude of creation. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a mise-en-scène of melancholic recursion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221449130223,"sku":"8369340_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692419546c104.jpg?v=1763973486","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/int-coffee-shop-day-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}