{"product_id":"is-directly-proportional-tote-bag","title":"Is Directly Proportional - Tote Bag","description":"A sublime equation of the digital and the divine. In this visual theorem, time becomes viscera. The lurid palette mimics the false clarity of optimism, while the rigid vector grid imprisons the viewer in an infinite regress of unmet deadlines. Empathy is not merely human, it is frame-dependent. Render time here is no longer technical; it is ontological. To delay is to decay.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221446344943,"sku":"8071231_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692418a421141.jpg?v=1763973302","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/is-directly-proportional-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}