{"product_id":"it-s-called-having-taste-darling-tote-bag","title":"It’s called having taste, darling - Tote Bag","description":"Etched in ornamental precision and laced with self-congratulatory venom, this piece reframes pretension not as vice but as virtue, like an inherited right, a tastebud of the soul. The spiraling ligatures and decorative excess evoke the sacred geometry of aesthetic entitlement. To call something “pretentious” is merely to confess one’s distance from the sublime. This is not a design, for it is a decorative manifesto. A flourish forged in fire. A chandelier flipping you off in cursive.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223866065135,"sku":"1575139_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925629aa70d2.jpg?v=1764057774","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/it-s-called-having-taste-darling-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}