{"product_id":"laughing-at-ya-screaming-tote-bag","title":"Laughing at Ya, Screaming - Tote Bag","description":"A sanctified rendering of a now-legendary behind-the-scenes moment: David Lynch, in all his cosmic crankiness, screaming directions at Kyle MacLachlan offscreen. The image becomes a study in dualities—control and chaos, creation and collapse. The megaphone becomes a portal through which surrealist command takes corporeal form. The phrase structure mimics a sonic crescendo, invoking the anxiety of being directed by a metaphysical tyrant.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’re not acting.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’re surviving the auteur’s wrath.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221441265903,"sku":"3500626_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692417c30cfe3.jpg?v=1763973079","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/laughing-at-ya-screaming-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}