{"product_id":"let-s-2x-this-shit-sticker","title":"Let’s 2x this shit - Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn a culture sprinting past its own breath, this piece captures the holy symbol of digital urgency: the “2x” button. Encased in flattened black, it gleams like a relic from a religion of rush. The text that surrounds it, half-scripture, half-blunt-force imperative, encodes a collective desire to bypass feeling in favor of momentum. This is not about impatience. It is about efficiency as survival. Attention has become currency. And time, the one thing we can’t refund, is being fast-forwarded with both hands shaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47223641276655,"sku":"90244346625298668726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47223641309423,"sku":"19146726058161597019","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47223641342191,"sku":"12406901209716180968","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/4277164572667813220_1200.jpg?v=1764048227","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/let-s-2x-this-shit-sticker","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}