{"product_id":"let-s-2x-this-shit-tote-bag","title":"Let’s 2x this shit - Tote Bag","description":"In a culture sprinting past its own breath, this piece captures the holy symbol of digital urgency: the “2x” button. Encased in flattened black, it gleams like a relic from a religion of rush. The text that surrounds it, half-scripture, half-blunt-force imperative, encodes a collective desire to bypass feeling in favor of momentum. This is not about impatience. It is about efficiency as survival. Attention has become currency. And time, the one thing we can’t refund, is being fast-forwarded with both hands shaking.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223798563055,"sku":"8034306_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69255745b7206.jpg?v=1764054874","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/let-s-2x-this-shit-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}