{"product_id":"literally-so-moribund-tote-bag","title":"Literally So Moribund - Tote Bag","description":"A requiem of aestheticized rot. Drawn from Eggers’ fevered reimagining of the Nosferatu mythos, this tableau finds its central figure not just consumed by decay, but performing it with theatrical flair. The undead pile of corpses and cloth seems to sigh under the weight of its own self-awareness, while the accompanying caption recasts mortal collapse as a performative exaggeration of affect.  This is death-as-caption, despair as Instagrammable mood. The result is an exquisite tension between classical vanitas and contemporary vernacular: a moodboard for the end of everything, with eyeliner.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201396523247,"sku":"6916390_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-691ad91e7e4d0.jpg?v=1763367221","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/literally-so-moribund-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}