{"product_id":"major-props-given-tote-bag","title":"Major Props Given - Tote Bag","description":"A parodic revival of postwar greeting card sentimentalism, Fauxpamine’s childlike figures are weaponized to deliver the most backhanded form of praise. The saccharine palette, juxtaposed with profanity, interrogates the performative kindness of millennial affirmation culture. This is a gold star for emotional mediocrity—rendered beautifully, damningly, adorably.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47218615681263,"sku":"3345518_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6921c99ad3888.jpg?v=1763822002","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/major-props-given-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}