{"product_id":"manifest-delusion-in-glittering-dissent-tote-bag","title":"Manifest Delusion in Glittering Dissent - Tote Bag","description":"Amidst a constellation of bokeh and synthetic sparkle, two disembodied eyes peer into the void of your ambition. This visual snark masquerading as sincerity is a meditation on the weaponized politeness of femme-coded dismissal. The phrase, iced in bubblegum sarcasm, is both a velvet dagger and an HR-approved hex. This piece is less about dreams than it is about optical illusion—of control, of optimism, of pretending to care. The vision board, here, is metaphor. The goal? To never actually achieve it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219654590703,"sku":"5245997_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922e12dd5109.jpg?v=1763893570","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/manifest-delusion-in-glittering-dissent-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}