{"product_id":"maximus-cringe-tote-bag","title":"Maximus Cringe - Tote Bag","description":"In this still, drawn from Ridley Scott’s Gladiator, Maximus becomes less a Roman general than a metatextual chorus, howling into the algorithmic abyss. The amphitheater is recast as a digital colosseum, its audience ghostly, their gaze ambient and endless. His gesture, once of defiance, now mimics the collective incredulity of an overstimulated psyche parsing yet another content crime. The caption, at once interrogative and exhausted, operates as both critique and confession. It does not seek an answer; it mourns the need to ask.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219661603055,"sku":"3685723_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922e3b6663fd.jpg?v=1763894214","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/maximus-cringe-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}