{"product_id":"metaphor-complex-tote-bag","title":"Metaphor Complex - Tote Bag","description":"In this recontextualizing of Gerard de Lairesse's iconic work, The Almighty, enthroned in clouds and gold rays, holds the orb of sovereignty, yet instead of cosmic gravitas, the text frames Him as an exasperated professor grading misread essays. His radiant glare is less “I AM WHO I AM” and more “I literally cannot believe you misinterpreted that metaphorically.” The divine becomes the ultimate stickler for close reading.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236172775663,"sku":"1666394_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6928102811436.jpg?v=1764233296","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/metaphor-complex-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}