{"product_id":"mona-lisa-side-eye-tote-bag","title":"Mona Lisa Side-Eye - Tote Bag","description":"A young woman, mid-bite, becomes immortal, not for her action, but her inaction. Her silent recoil is the true narrative, a Mona Lisa of side-eye. Opposite her: the unchecked ego of a narcissist mid-TikTok confession about syrup and self-obsession. We never see the pancakes. We only remember the prophecy in her eyes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223873208559,"sku":"7830364_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692563dac2f0f.jpg?v=1764058094","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/mona-lisa-side-eye-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}