{"product_id":"not-me-not-now-tote-bag","title":"Not Me, Not Now - Tote Bag","description":"The heavy wood of prophecy presses down on Christ’s back, but the captions twist the pathos into snark: a reluctant actor dragged into fulfilling a script he regrets writing millennia ago. The bloodied crown and tender chiaroscuro are undercut by the voice of someone live-tweeting their own crucifixion, regretting that the lore went viral.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236198105327,"sku":"5612442_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692811772997d.jpg?v=1764233612","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/not-me-not-now-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}