{"product_id":"not-to-be-dramatic-but-tote-bag","title":"Not to Be Dramatic, But - Tote Bag","description":"A confetti-drenched prelude to chaos, Not to Be Dramatic, But explodes with performative understatement. The font dances between whimsy and warning, hinting at the emotional theatre about to unfold. This piece elevates the casual intro to personal apocalypse into a formal aesthetic gesture, framed in tonal pinks and weaponized sparkle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228545204463,"sku":"7668611_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69269c7798f4f.jpg?v=1764138120","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/not-to-be-dramatic-but-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}