{"product_id":"oracle-of-the-suburban-threshold-tote-bag","title":"Oracle of the Suburban Threshold - Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eZelda Rubinstein, immortal as Tangina in Poltergeist, stands in spectral authority at the foot of the staircase, like a domestic oracle presiding over a haunted America. Her diminutive figure belies a colossal gravity, radiating both maternal warmth and otherworldly command. Bathed in crimson and shadow, she becomes less a character than an archetype: the seer who parts the veil between the living room and the abyss, transforming suburbia into a cathedral of dread.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from India\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47237325258991,"sku":"1739576_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69282297be878.jpg?v=1764237993","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/oracle-of-the-suburban-threshold-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}