{"product_id":"pink-slip-to-the-woods-tote-bag","title":"Pink Slip to the Woods - Tote Bag","description":"A pop lyric from Freaky Friday is re-consecrated as invocation. The faceless escort becomes a saint of disappearance, the child a willing pilgrim, and the fog reads like archived memory. Handwritten pleas float like votives across a grayscale nave, where innocence petitions for escape and myth obliges. What looks like abduction reveals itself as rite of passage. The forest keeps the secret, and the frame agrees to it in silence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47218635702511,"sku":"8544405_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6921ce5fb2f7b.jpg?v=1763823221","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/pink-slip-to-the-woods-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}