{"product_id":"poor-life-choice-rationalizing-tote-bag","title":"POOR LIFE CHOICE, RATIONALIZING - Tote Bag","description":"The visual equivalent of post-purchase regret dressed up in logical drag. Here, the brutal honesty of a bracketed confession collides with the human impulse to justify chaos, holding a mirror to the fragile theater of self-preservation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221690499311,"sku":"9161644_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69243249ce932.jpg?v=1763979866","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/poor-life-choice-rationalizing-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}