{"product_id":"sebastian-as-gatekeeper-tote-bag","title":"Sebastian as Gatekeeper - Tote Bag","description":"The Little Mermaid’s undersea tableau is hijacked by scene-kid nostalgia, with Sebastian the crab recast as arbiter of musical belonging. The innocent Disney figurines become bouncers at the threshold of subcultural authenticity, where even Ariel must declare her eardrum credentials before entry. Childhood iconography collapses into gatekept adolescence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47254177644783,"sku":"6953793_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692eb5e138397.jpg?v=1764668917","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/sebastian-as-gatekeeper-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}