{"product_id":"seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-tote-bag","title":"Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time - Tote Bag","description":"A chiaroscuro ode to structural disintegration, this portrait of Jerry Springer immortalizes the moment a narrative swerves into entropy. The cigarette, the gaze, the throwaway line delivered with Shakespearean detachment all converge into an icon of televisual collapse. As the curator of his own circus, Springer becomes both ringleader and Greek chorus, bearing silent witness to the implosion of intention.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219576045807,"sku":"4252355_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922d88306ebf.jpg?v=1763891349","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}