{"product_id":"shhhh-back-to-bed-sweetie-sticker","title":"Shhhh, Back to Bed, Sweetie - Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMidcentury despair printed on nuclear family parchment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA manicured finger hushes the viewer, but the knife speaks volumes. Rendered in retro hues and Stepford geometry, this tableau of weaponized domesticity draws blood with its irony. Each line of text is a lullaby wrapped in razor wire: violence tempered by affection, delusion burnished to a vintage glow. The monsters, one suspects, were never under the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47221178138863,"sku":"29978020023655067320","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47221178171631,"sku":"10421827075815177445","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47221178204399,"sku":"28182602287385896979","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/17001702574002918722_1200.jpg?v=1763964803","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/shhhh-back-to-bed-sweetie-sticker","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}