{"product_id":"shhhh-back-to-bed-sweetie-tote-bag","title":"Shhhh, Back to Bed, Sweetie - Tote Bag","description":"Midcentury despair printed on nuclear family parchment.\u003cbr\u003e\nA manicured finger hushes the viewer, but the knife speaks volumes. Rendered in retro hues and Stepford geometry, this tableau of weaponized domesticity draws blood with its irony. Each line of text is a lullaby wrapped in razor wire: violence tempered by affection, delusion burnished to a vintage glow. The monsters, one suspects, were never under the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221239709935,"sku":"1283557_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6924070dc8c36.jpg?v=1763968803","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/shhhh-back-to-bed-sweetie-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}