{"product_id":"shinier-cuter-tote-bag","title":"Shinier \u0026 Cuter - Tote Bag","description":"In this canonical hallucination of The Simple Life, Hilton becomes not a person but a prism, refracting late capitalist performance through artificial gloss. The piece ponders the aesthetics of ask, the choreography of demand, and the impossibility of sincerity in a world varnished with “likes.” Meteorology becomes myth, affect becomes accessory. This isn’t a forecast, it’s a prophecy of perception itself, rewritten in glitter and curated delusion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219665010927,"sku":"7204906_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922e6f7df6b8.jpg?v=1763895059","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/shinier-cuter-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}