{"product_id":"smile-fatigue-in-fluorescent-hell-tote-bag","title":"Smile Fatigue in Fluorescent Hell -Tote Bag","description":"A face mid-collapse, frozen in retail-induced delirium. Behind the strained grin: the hushed shriek of collective burnout. The typography floats like corporate optimism, while the eyes tell a deeper truth — that joy, when mandated, becomes a weapon. This is the IKEA confessional, and the penance is minimum wage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236287627503,"sku":"7888132_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692816fb04461.jpg?v=1764235022","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/smile-fatigue-in-fluorescent-hell-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}