{"product_id":"smile-statistically-tote-bag","title":"Smile, Statistically - Tote Bag","description":"A stickerbook diagnosis of contemporary resilience. Drenched in childhood whimsy, this piece weaponizes statistical improbability into a backhanded affirmation. Somewhere between a compliment and a cry for help, it invites us to clap for survival, but only if it’s been branded with pastel animals.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223748985071,"sku":"3614432_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692551548c94c.jpg?v=1764053351","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/smile-statistically-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}