{"product_id":"surgeon-general-s-lament-tote-bag","title":"Surgeon General’s Lament - Tote Bag","description":"In the typography of authority, the banal terror of parenthood is framed as a public health crisis. What appears as a sterile warning label blooms into cultural indictment: the universal stress of care reframed as pathology, the tender exhaustion of parenting declared hazardous to one’s being.\u003cbr\u003e\nHere, the Surgeon General does not warn against smoke or drink, but against the suffocating ordinariness of responsibility itself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223873601775,"sku":"7527818_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925640a57671.jpg?v=1764058140","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/surgeon-general-s-lament-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}